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- 03-16
- Not "How" but "Why"Critic: "By George, old chap, when I look at one of your paintings I stand and wonder---"Artist: "How I do it?"Critic: "No, why you d....趣味英语
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- JOKE 1 Ali,who was working a long way from home,wanted to send a letter to his wife ,but he could neither read nor write,and he had to work all day,so h....趣味英语
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- 1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C?1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Why is the letter E so important?2.Because it’s the begining of everything!3.Why a....趣味英语
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- An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,th....趣味英语
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- 1.Two BirdsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I kno....趣味英语
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- When Do People Talk Least?Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because February is the shortest month o....趣味英语
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- 中国人常用“骂人不带一个脏字”来形容那些会骂人又刻薄的人。在英语中,我们反感那些以P、以D开头的肮脏字眼!而对于处于极度愤怒中的人来说难免也需要口头发泄发....趣味英语
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- 3 Doctors At Heavans Gate Three doctors arrived in heav en.Steter asked them why they should be let into heaven. The first doctor said,″Because I wo....趣味英语
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- I am the DriverThe bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard."It's too crowded," they shouted. "What ....趣味英语
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- Our Tails 我们的尾巴 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a ....趣味英语
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- I Wasn't AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he ....趣味英语
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- 03-16
- Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog ca....趣味英语
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- 人尽其才 A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand. 一天,一个小男孩匆匆忙忙地走进了一家杂货店,手里拿着一张清单。 "Hel....趣味英语
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- The Astronaut PenDuring the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point p....趣味英语
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